Do you have some Soücissan in your bag?

(Read the previous episode first: "WargointaSeatLe" (We are going to Seattle))

I made it! I'm finally in Seattle, WA, USA!

I got out of the Boeing 747-400 that took me to Seattle with a big smile on my face and rushed to the customs hoping to be one of the first in line; but I was not. After waiting for ten minutes, I was in front of a customs officer. I gave him all my information, passport and DS-2019. He checked my fingerprints via a scanner and wished me good luck for my studies. I was officially in the United States of America!

Next step was to pick up my baggage at the baggage claim. I waited only for five minutes for my first suitcase to show up; but while waiting for the second suitcase, an officer came to me.

A saucisson

"Can I see your Customs Declarations Form?" said the officer.
"Of course" I replied.
"I see you declared you weren't carrying any type of food. Are you sure you don't have some Soücissan in your bag?"
I thought "What is Soücissan?" but since it was not British English I quickly understood that he was talking about "saucisson", a French sausage.
"I'm afraid not."
"And no Camenbeurte at all?" he insisted. He was asking me if I was carrying camembert in my suitcase, but I don't see the point since the airport would have needed to be evacuated due to the stink.
"Not at all sir".

How could I possibly take
a camembert in my suitcase?

The officer then left, and my last bag arrived soon afterwards. Just when I removed it from the baggage carousel comes another police officer, this time with a dog. It looked like he wanted to find drugs when I know he was searching for Soücissan, I mean saucisson. But the dog wasn't into my bag that much.

I eventually got out SeaTac airport and waited for the Seattle Airport DoubleTree complimentary shuttle. I wished I had some saucisson to eat during the wait.

Next episode : Is That Sh*t a Shower?

Place: Seattle